Wedding Night In Jail

Filed in archive Something Different on March 4, 2010

© aburt

So you and your boyfriend goes to the city hall to get married. Then you celebrate by having some drinks (champagne). Then at the parking lot, you see you new husband's ex-girlfriend walking. Then you run her down with your car.

That's a sure-ball formula to spend your wedding night in jail - as what happened to this couple:

A pair of Massachusetts newlyweds learned a hard lesson: There's no honeymoon suite in the local police station.

Timothy Keene and his blushing bride Marissa spent their wedding night in separate cells after she tried to run down one of her new spouse's ex-girlfriends, Barnstable police said.

I don't know if I should laugh or get angry over this. For sure, the couple is really, really weird.