If you watch Big Brother - you know this guy. His name is Jonathan Durden and he is a 49-year-old father of two, multimillionaire and SMUCK extrodinaire! Why? Because he is engaged - and not only is he engaged but his wedding date happened to be DURING the show.

Now, in case you aren't familiar with BB - it is a reality show were a group of strangers are put into a house alone with no contact with the outside world. NONE- NODA - And that includes leaving for a wedding, even if you are the groom! So, this guy gets to decided between being on the TV Show or showing up to his own wedding. His choice? Well, he's on the show isn't he?

The engagement would be SO OFF!!!!!