Men everywhere are probably going to sob into their drinks at this news, but Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are now married. Yep, the expecting mom and Warren were married earlier this week in what's been described as a pretty quiet affair. Reportedly, the two wed in a Beverly Hills courthouse and even Alba's brother didn't know beforehand.

This is the second time in a week I've reported a pregnant celebrity getting hitched. Must be something in the water.

I wish the newlyweds a long and happy marriage. I've no doubt that Alba will bounce back to her Fantastic Four shape in no time. In Short Order, she's a wife and soon to be a mom. Congratulations!!!

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